Sightings of the Loch Ness Monster:
Nessie's fo' real, yo.
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Life Lesson Monday
Do not fall in love with an otherworldly shapeshifting creature.
You may find yourself eyewitness to snarling alien forms, confusion,
emotional turmoil, and/or crushing heartbreak.
The relationship will likely end prematurely with a forever goodbye and lingering "emptiness."
emotional turmoil, and/or crushing heartbreak.
The relationship will likely end prematurely with a forever goodbye and lingering "emptiness."
This lesson brought to you by Wesley Crusher of The Starship Enterprise.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Life Lesson Monday
Marshmallow lessons:
If the recipe says to use a stand mixer, they know what they're talking about. It might seem noble to be the stand mixer, but it gets really old once you've been standing for 10 minutes.
If you make homemade marshmallows, substituting yourself for a stand mixer, be prepared to stand there, mixing, for about half an hour. You will probably look like a jar of marshmallow creme exploded on you when you're done.
Try not to be too upset when your beautiful, tasty marshmallows turn back into sloppy sludge the next day.
Marshmallows are way more gratifying if you pronounce them "smarshmallows" or even "schmarshmallows."
A cup of cocoa and schmarshmallows is very comforting in the evening.
Blackened marshmallows will give you cancer. Or at least that's what I heard. lol
If you catch your marshmallows on fire, don't fling them around to put out the flame.
For reasons unbeknownst unto me, marshmallows toast better, and taste better, when you have the perfect roasting stick.
It's okay to eat 15 marshmallows in one sitting.
... Have you ever played chubby bunny? I just realized I haven't played that in a long time.
If the recipe says to use a stand mixer, they know what they're talking about. It might seem noble to be the stand mixer, but it gets really old once you've been standing for 10 minutes.
If you make homemade marshmallows, substituting yourself for a stand mixer, be prepared to stand there, mixing, for about half an hour. You will probably look like a jar of marshmallow creme exploded on you when you're done.
Try not to be too upset when your beautiful, tasty marshmallows turn back into sloppy sludge the next day.
Marshmallows are way more gratifying if you pronounce them "smarshmallows" or even "schmarshmallows."
A cup of cocoa and schmarshmallows is very comforting in the evening.
Blackened marshmallows will give you cancer. Or at least that's what I heard. lol
If you catch your marshmallows on fire, don't fling them around to put out the flame.
For reasons unbeknownst unto me, marshmallows toast better, and taste better, when you have the perfect roasting stick.
It's okay to eat 15 marshmallows in one sitting.
... Have you ever played chubby bunny? I just realized I haven't played that in a long time.
Monday, June 16, 2008
From babysitting the Buckley boys
"When I grow up, I'm goin to six flags the day after we're married. We're going to ride that big roller coaster that goes really fast, and up and down, the ones that little kids fall out of when they go on it. I haven't got to ride that one before." -Bradley
That sounds like a fun honeymoon. I totally wasn't expecting the "day after we're married" part.
Bradley: "I love pepperonis. You know why I love them? They're so good for you."
Me: "Really?"
Bradley: "Yeah! full of all the right vitamins you need! that's why I love them."
I make THE BEST corn dogs and pancakes. You should know that. Bradley says so.
My favorite recurring conversation of the week:
Bennett: Caaaaaitlin!
Me (uninterested): Yeah?
Bennett: I looooooove you!
Go, Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, gooo!
"Laura, what's your name?" -Benny
Brayden could walk around smiling "hey!" to you all day.
Laura taught him to say "so looong! farewell!"
That sounds like a fun honeymoon. I totally wasn't expecting the "day after we're married" part.
Bradley: "I love pepperonis. You know why I love them? They're so good for you."
Me: "Really?"
Bradley: "Yeah! full of all the right vitamins you need! that's why I love them."
I make THE BEST corn dogs and pancakes. You should know that. Bradley says so.
My favorite recurring conversation of the week:
Bennett: Caaaaaitlin!
Me (uninterested): Yeah?
Bennett: I looooooove you!
Go, Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, gooo!
"Laura, what's your name?" -Benny
Brayden could walk around smiling "hey!" to you all day.
Laura taught him to say "so looong! farewell!"
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