This is Madness

Apparently, I shouldn't be left alone in a room with scissors and a mirror. 

Crazy things happen. 

Like, my hair goes missing. I did not have bangs earlier today. Everyone at church can tell you.

 I straightened my hair, and I had no bangs. 

The hair at the front of my head was as long as the rest of it.

Then I got home. 

I dunno what happened after that, but this is what I look like now:

Crazy, right?

It all started with just barely trimming the rough ends off. Some of those ends were like 6 months old and getting icky. But... that little snip, snip is addicting, and I thought "I'll just trim up these front bits a little more so the edges will be a little nicer." And then I thought "I'll just shape this up a little so it'll be more like swoopy bangs." And then I thought "I wonder what I would look like with legit bangs?" 

And then I thought "That's just crazy talk. Don't even think about it. Do not cut bangs."

I didn't do it all at once. I did it like an eighth of an inch at a time. It took over an hour, because I went so slow. 

I told you, folks. It's madness.

And the worst part about it is, it's going to look absolutely ridiculous after I wash my hair and all those little bangs curl up. 

P.S. I do think it's pretty cool to be a grown up because I can cut my own hair and not get in trouble for it. lol